so my roommate often talks in his sleep
normally it’s just things in spanish, or gibberish, or fragments of sentences
but tonight his true colors came out and i hear him say excitedly
"Yeah guys, and now it’s time to Bedazzle everything.”
Saturday by Rebecca Black (feat. Dave Days)
OH MY GOD SHE DIDNT
SHE FUCKING DID
Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.
my otp categories include “close friends who love each other platonically and would do anything for each other in canon, but also kiss in my mind” and “Oh My God, This is So Fucked Up”
hold my drink, I have to punch, shoot, and stab this motherfucker all at the same time.
I have never had so many feelings about a character ever
THE NINE CHOIRS OF HEAVEN. An info-graphic for my editorial class and god am I thankful it’s done. Way too much went into this than what I had time for, but hey… I actually kind of like it?
Now excuse me, I must return to my fashion major lifestyle and go sew a coat u_u
EDIT: Re-uploaded with easier viewing!
IN CASE ANY OF YOU HAVE EVER WONDERED WHAT SLEEPING GIRAFFES LOOK LIKE
I WILL GET TALLER I SWEAR IT!